Eirik Johansen, Stu Taylor, Joe Hart and Tom Halsall discuss all playing in goal to keep a Mario penalty out

You can actually make it stop in mid-air - as Costel Pantilimon proves

Joe poses with one of his best training buddies - but they aren't cheap. Inflated prices and all that...

"Oh, dey come and dey come and dey go, they go..." Joe practices The Haka for future penalties

In nets, that is!

Joe shows why he's England's No.1 with a majestic tip over

Joe, watched by his fellow keepers, grows an extra two feet to tip a shot over

Costel tries to escape Eirik's clutches in a game of keeper tag

Joe shows the attitude that's made him one of the best in the world

By saving a corner with his back turned - class!

You have to love the ball - cuddle it from time to time and show it respect - as Joe does...

Tom Halsall has to earn respect from his peers...

Tom Halsall tries the Peter Pan method of flying through the air

But it was only a very tiny ball so it doesn't count

First-hand evidence of young Halsall's daily 'initiation' to the keepers' union